There have been widely spread conflicting reports about what is going on at the Fillmore Middle School. Neither one has been confirmed by this reporter.
Story one.
Since the rising tide of support for Gayle Washburn and Jamey Brooks, the old guard at City Hall has secretly been moving all of their dirt to the Fillmore Middle School and created huge mountains. I find this hard to believe as there must be more somewhere else. However, it is easy to spread dirt throughout all parts of Fillmore and get away with it.
Story two.
Several camels were seen walking about the sand dunes at Fillmore Middle School. Rumor has it that the old guard at City Hall has brought in the Taliban to take back our town. In what might be related to this, our 7-11 now has 240 employees. Reports also say that a mosque is being built just west of McDonalds and will be the new home of the Taliban- Fillmore Chapter.
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What is with all that sand? Is Bert gonna drill for oil?
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